Another Guilty Pleasure

July 15th, 2005 by hashbrown

Emo Phillips

I’ve secretly been snort laughing to this guy for years. I heard him on a radio interview the other day and it made me think of my friends in New York. This is a little shout out to them and Emo.

“I used to live in New York. Sometimes when I’m at home and really missing it I’ll fill my humidifier with urine” — EP

And here’s one of my long-time favorites..

“You have to get up prettty early in the morning, to catch me peeking your bedroom window.” –EP

Oh ok I can’t resist a few more…

..and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said “A truck!” –EP

“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming…They don’t know I’m only using blanks. “–EP

If you find yourself trying not to laugh out loud, there’s plenty more out there on google.
For example..

Enjoy Friday!

-HB

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5 Responses

1. Q-dog Says:
   July 15th, 2005 at 12:08 pm

   Hashbrown!!
   I LOOOOOOOOVE Emo Phillips. This friend of mine went to see him live once. My friend got front row seats and he said Emo stunk like B.O. hella bad. He said it was all you could smell. Now THAT’S comedy!

2. Hashbrown Says:
   July 15th, 2005 at 1:30 pm

   I have no doubt it’s true. I’ll take the back row, thank you.

3. wyoming_mad Says:
   July 15th, 2005 at 1:40 pm

   I think the reason I don’t like Emo is because I had a boss who looked like him – at least, he had the haircut. And that boss was creepy…

   Those jokes are sure funny when you tell them, though, baby.

4. Anonymous Says:
   August 12th, 2005 at 2:11 am

   just got back from seeing emo live. he signed an picture for me and I met his fiance. he seemed nice and interested in people. somewhat scatterbrained, but nice. no weird smells either!

5. Hashbrown Says:
   August 12th, 2005 at 9:14 am

   Cool, thanks for posting!